hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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31 August 2014 ♥ 348971

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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31 August 2014 ♥ 411766
when will my life’s bass drop 31 August 2014 ♥ 16862

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

31 August 2014 ♥ 385615
villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

31 August 2014 ♥ 49550

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

31 August 2014 ♥ 90717
iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

28 August 2014 ♥ 100336
dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

26 August 2014 ♥ 166440

sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake

26 August 2014 ♥ 320841

teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you
25 August 2014 ♥ 214971

smartphoned:

when you’re really angry but the only thing you have to smash is a stupid purple ribbon

25 August 2014 ♥ 4660

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

23 August 2014 ♥ 416827
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