Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
Recap on this year: didn’t do shit
girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
— Ancient Australian battle cry (via viciousocorazon)
♡ when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number” ♡
tumblr is a lot like singing tbh
yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes
"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.
i did a push up why am i still fat
how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes